June 2012
gallifreyfieldsforever:
so I’ve narrowed down my possible future careers to these choices:
physicist
imagineer for disney world
work as a spy for MI5 or MI6 I’m not picky
be iron man
any combination of the above
Me: Ugh, why isn't my pizza done yet?
Mom: It's been in for three minutes. Just wait.
Me: I DID MY WAITING!
Mom: Oh, god, not again.
Me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT!
Mom: Every time.
Me: IN AZKABAN!
originofsecrecy:
“incre,cre,cre,c,c,creases” my heart-rate as i freak out because matt bellamy is alive
“Books are no more threatened by Kindle than stairs by elevators.”
– Stephen Fry (via thevoicecalledcheesecake)
regular band members twitters: *regular tweeting, replies to fans every so often and some witty banter*
Matt Bellamy: *sporadically after months of not tweeting* All natural and technological processes proceed in such a way that the availability of the remaining energy decreases. In all energy exchanges, if no energy enters or leaves an isolated system, the entropy of that system incre,cre,cre,cre,c,c,creases. Energy continuously flows from being concentrated, to becoming dispersed, spread out, wasted and useless. New energy cannot be created and high grade energy is being destroyed. An economy based on endless growth is...
mynightmaresareaboutlosingyou:
How can a man like John Green write something as gut-wrenchingly heart-breaking as tfios
and then throw himself against a wall to test if he is an octopus
just
how
hommos:
tonight, we are young so lets
read homosexual fanfiction and cry over band members and drown our faces into buckets of food and watch tv shows and then have breakdowns over fictional characters and hyperventilate over 30 year old actors who are hotter
than the sun
If That’s Alright with You - Tom Felton
terezi-owns2:
THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG
nevercouldgetthehangofthursdays:
...
highfunctioning-homosapien:
Not enough people ship Sherloki.
So here’s some gifs to persuade you.
Like/Reblog if you're a Teleiophile.
deduction019:
imadeyoucoffeejawn:
realparadoxsocks:
loki-the-hornstar:
your-daughter:
A Teleiophile is an adolescent or young adult which is attracted to mature adults.
Yeah, definitely me.
Most people on tumblr….
lol
uhhhh, NO. Pfft? Me?? A Teleiophile?? Ha. Haha. Hahahahahahaha.
YES.
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